Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I just need to actually convince myself that drunkenly having sex won't help me forget the last time I drunkenly had sex, it only makes the situation worse.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
