That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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