so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
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she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
just found $310, wrapped in a rubber band, at the bottom of my sock drawer with a note attached stating, "Make it rain".
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
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Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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