I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
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I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
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I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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