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We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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