Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
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During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
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I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Sending emails to my new boss whilst unable to move from the toilet seat because of alcohol. Great start to a new job as a school counselor.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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