And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
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Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
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I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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