He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
I love you. Go after that dick
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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