god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
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If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
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We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
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