Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
This is not my ceiling
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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