I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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