so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
