Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
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You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
The sex toys I ordered are being shipped to my billing address instead of shipping address. Take a guess where they're on their way to right now - my parents' house. And the package has to be signed for so there's no way around it. Fuck.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
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I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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