i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
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