these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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