It's like God shit irony all over that family
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
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Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
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for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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