the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
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everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
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So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
To be fair, this is a tequila-while-rewatching-Benedict-Cumberbatch-as-Van-Gogh idea, so I don't know if it will hold up tomorrow.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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