I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
The chlamydia really affected his face.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
There's even glitter on my cock...
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