how can u be prego again
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
My vagina is officially offended.
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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