I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
Not sure if it is a new high or new low, but i left a basket on the porch of the sorority I woke up at. It had a description of the Minnie Mouse I woke up next to, and Plan B.
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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