I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
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I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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