Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
This is stupid. I am not getting knocked up from fucking in his backseat behind a starbucks. I refuse.
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
You know what i hate? I hate when the ppl you drunkenly made out with actually want to talk to you sober. It just doesn't work that way sir.
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