you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
Have you ever just like not slept in so long that everything looks like a lava lamp?
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It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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