yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Remember that picture you sent me of you trying to eat the flower arrangement in the bathroom at that restaurant?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
Randomize