i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
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I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
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Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
I need you to do me a favor and hide my sword from me tonight. I'm planning on drinking my weight in vodka and I don't trust myself enough to not run through campus screaming "I AM SPARTA!" You'll be saving me a mugshot as well as saving some innocent girls from tears.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
false alarm, still single
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