my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
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of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
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I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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