Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
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I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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