And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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