Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
the gays at disneyland are vicious
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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