Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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