Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
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I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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