Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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