Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
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Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
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I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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