Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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