Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
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He's trying to marry me, when is the appropriate time to tell him my real name and that Dallas is a completely fictitious slutty alter ego? I need the advice of someone with morals.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
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I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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