iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
I FLASHED A GUY AT MCDONALDS FOR A FREE BREAKFAST BURRITO. IT WORKED!
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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