Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
woke up this morning with pubes superglued to my face, not my pubes
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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