so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
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It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
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I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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