Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
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having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
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It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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