tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
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You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
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Hindsight: Dressing up in nothing but a bra, booty shorts, and police tape made for the most awkward walk of shame of my life.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
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