your room smells of hookers.
And success
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
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Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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