I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
