She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
What would you say if I got first degree burns on my nipples from drinking coffee topless?
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
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