Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
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