dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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