No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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