Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
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