I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
