it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
if i actually bought condoms for every time i had sex, i could single handedly fix the economy
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
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My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
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Well. I mean as excuses for running late go, 'losing track of time in the bathhouse' has gotta be up there on the top ten.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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