i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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