I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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