If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
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Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
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I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
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