Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
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You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
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I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
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